Basil: Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. So it's all forgotten now and let's hear no more about it. So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Herman Goering and four Colditz salads... no, wait a minute... I got confused because everyone keeps mentioning the war. German: Will you stop mentioning the war? Basil: You started it. German: We did not start it. Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland...